Because your dog might feel insecure about the size of his tongue.

Listen, we all have insecurities. Don't think for a second that dogs are any different. But Alas! a solution! Humunga Tongue! For ten bucks you can give your dog the confidence he needs. Now he can finally get to those hard to reach places and be thoroughly clean. lol.


(there's a ball attached to the other side which is what's in the dogs mouth.)